Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It's some obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

 

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANS: Three
One to hold the light bulb, and two to drink 'til the room spins.

 

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in and another to analyze the turns.

 

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, ski instructors screw in hot tubs.


I like that hipster one .. I didn't get it at first of course but I made a few calls.

 

Those are some really hilarious jokes you guys have shared with us.I loved reading them.

 

Q. How many AFL-CIO members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fitty
Q. 50!??
A. Yeah, fuckin' fitty--it's in da contract.


Q. How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. It can't be done--that's a hardware problem.

 

Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."

The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door, said: "I didn't go to college, but I know not to piss on my hands."

 

bahaha

 

 

I burst out laughing in the middle of class. Thanks guys!

 

Boxers don't have sex the night before a fight.

Do you know why?

















Because they don't like each other.

 

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen snort?




Enough for two and a half men......

 

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen snort?

Enough to kill two and a half men......

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