Guy 1: How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Guy 2: How many?
Guy 1: 8
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Oh, stop overanalyzing it.
Question: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Courtesy of Dennis Lehane, in Shutter Island. Stupendous movie, but...