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guy does it with cars

936 views 21 replies 14 participants last post by  drewz airflow se  
#1 · (Edited)
over 1,000 cars. i hope he hasn't caught anything.
his latest gf is a beetle named vanilla

http://dlisted.com/node/26131

"But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles - a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses."

here's another link:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ws/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-'having-sex'-with-1,000-cars.html

and a video: (nsfw)
apparently from some documentary made about him. the video disturbs me. he talks about exhausts in ways people shouldn't. and what he does to them, which no one should ever do.
 
#7 ·
oh so this is called "mechaphilia."

this quote cracks me up:

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

:confused:
 
#9 ·
Well.

There are 6 billion + people in the world. Statistically speaking, I would imagine that every possible sexual fetish will have some practitioners somewhere.

And eventually they will all find each other on the internet, and post interviews on Youtube.

Welcome to the 21st century.