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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on it. Do you think she's that dumb?"
"No," replied the wife. "I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket and gave her a $50.00 bill.
The blonde replied to him, "And by the way, its not a Porch, its a Lexus!"
 

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dude too funny!

how do you get a blonde to drownd hurself..



















put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool......

ha ha ha :roll:
 

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haha
 

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that first joke is so old. We told that joke in 4th grade back in the 80's... :roll:

except back then the punchline was:

"by the way, it is not a porch, it is a Maserati" :shock:

gotta love the 80's.
 
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