On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her
>class that she is a Yankees fan.
>
> She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
>Yankees fans.
>
> Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises
>their hand except one little girl.
>
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
>
> "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a
>Yankees fan," she replied.
>
> The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a
>Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
>
> "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
>
> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell
>are you a Red Sox fan?"
>
>
> "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so
>I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
>
> "We ll," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is
>no reason for
>
> you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your
>parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad
>were a moron, what would you be then?"
>
> "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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>
> A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop
>for the youngest boy's birthday.
>
> While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and
>says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I
>would like this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
>
> His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him
>upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
>
> Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his
>mother. "Mom?"
>
> "Yes, son?"
>
> "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like
>this jersey for my birthday."
>
> The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the
>head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
>
> Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his
>father. "Dad?"
>
> "Yes, son?"
>
> "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like
>this jersey for my birthday."
>
> The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back
>of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
>
> About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
>towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've
>learned something today?"
>
> The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
>
> "Good! And what is it you learned?"
>
> The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I
>already hate you Yankee bastards!"
>
>
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>
> Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan,
>and a Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves
>his team more.
>
> The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the
>Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
>
> Not to b e outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the
>Cardinals!" and throws himself off the mountain.
>
> The Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team.
>
> He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan off
>the mountain.
>
>
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>
> A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees
>fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt.
>He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing
>them.
>
> One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
>would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are
>you going, Father?"
>
> "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
>down the road," replied the priest.
>
> "Climb in, Father. I'l l give you a lift!" The priest climbed
>into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
>
> Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road,
>and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved
>back onto the road just in time.
>
> Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
>heard a loud THUD. not knowin g where the noise came from, he glanced in
>his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
>
> He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
>said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
>
> "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."