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After work I Stopped at a bar that had $3 craft beers for happy hour, sadly it ended at 5:30 but in that half hour I had two nice beers, the Alagash Dubble and Some Imperail ale I can;t remember right now, but both were 7-10%, yum

So I get out on the road, driving the 2000 9-5 it gotten cool and turbo weather so I was looking to see if anyone was bein stoopid, some A4 tried to pass me quickly to get to an exit about 400 yards ahead, he had to slide in behind me after I got on the gas...

So interesting part... a car comes flying up behind me rides my tail then slides beside me hugging the car in the right lane's bumper. Well I look over and its a girl, qutie a nice looking long brown hair big hoop earings, I keep looking as she eases up to the guy in fornt and then lets off.. she's driving an integra ( figures) with a fart can some stickers, tinted windows, she had her window open.

So I am feeling no pain and keep staring over as we pull up to a red light behind a couple of cars in front, I roll down the window and she looks over and says "WTF are you looking at??..

Lol so I have no problems here, I say "some bitch driving her Boyfrineds car"... and suprisingly she laughts and says its mine, I never met a guy who could handle it...

I say "it or YOU"... she laughs again...

Now I can get away with this because I am older than her dad I am sure.

So the traffic takes off we move out slowly, and lets some space build and after a bit we go, I just ease in to it and and stay with her, we go slow and get to the next light and slow down to wait for the red..

So we are lined up, and I look over and thnk what the hell, I say, if "I beat you can it eat you?? ( have not said that since I was 17) she laughs and looks away, smiling ( boy why were girls not so un-ashamed when I was younger, youth is so wasted on the young..

The light goes green I let here start and hear the Vtec kick in then I mash it and of course I fly to the next intersection and slow, she pulls up along side and looks over laughing, smiles and says "ok follow me..."

now it's getting interesting....
 

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hmmm...
are you implying what i think you're implying
Only that this old man's felt a little younger for an hour, and lately it seems young girls are not afraid to flirt with an old guy, I think its the grey temples... and I would be embarassed to be seen with someone that young, honestly, happy but embarrassed
 

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If this is true, (would need pics to verify) then this is quite possibly the most epic story I've heard in a long time!

If it is not true... Well then it should be! (Excellent story though!!)
 

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Update

If this is true, (would need pics to verify) then this is quite possibly the most epic story I've heard in a long time!

If it is not true... Well then it should be! (Excellent story though!!)
Question is did you:smileysex:
pics or GTFO

(the teggie bitch, not you)
Update, thought yesterday was the end of it and I would sleep with a smile on my face ( alone ) lol No nothing happened ( except in my dreams)- and that maybe my blood pressure went through the roof and I called the pahrmacy to get my Viagra refilled..

But we talked, I laughed ( but I was nearly shaking and my heart pounding when we stopped at Dunkin Donuts) at me telling her to watch out for dirty old men and she said she likes older guys ( but reallly??) said her limit was 55, her dad's age, I just made it -lol Her last guy was 36 ( oh she was 22)

I was not sure what to do next, she was sitting in the car ( it was not her's it was some guy's ( BF? don;t know) her's is a lancer gt? and was in the shop) with the window open I'm leaning in and she was not defensive at all, she was leaning back her one leg up buy the stick ( yes it was a manual, my kinda girl) She was wearing work out clothes ( grey pants - bright pink shirt) just came from the gym, spandex, I wish I could have gotten her out of the car, why didn't I offer to buy her a coffee or drink or do SOMETHING??? Oh well, I did take advantage a bit tho and touched her to see her reaction, you know like laugh touching, nothing fresh more silly, pushing her on the shoulder when we were talking, she did not seem to mind.. at all...

We exchanged numbers I told her to take it easy and not be so agressive riding people's @sses and she says and I quote " next time you be the aggresive one on my @ss" ??? huh whuut?

ANd guess what... I get a text at 3:30 fricking AM just saying "Can't Sleep"

I responded this morning when I rolled out of bed with very few words, "Uh, I think you sent this to the wrong person" her reply an hour ago.. " think so?"

Sh!t... what do I do now?? ever since seperating from my wife I have only dated "age appropriate" women, 40-50. Luckily I can get the ones that often go young after break-ups ( but don;t like how poor those guys are) I always thought men my age look foolish with girls young enough to be thier daughter and tried it once with a young looking 30 yo and got the "is that your daughter in front of her, did not go over well for me, but she loved it - huh?

Anyway, I am sure her car needs major serivce and she is hoping I will help her out, although I was driving the 2000 9-5 not the Benz, so she does not know my favorite machine to use for picking up women is not at the gym...

Says she is out of town this weekend but wants to grab lunch next week... hmm.... well this no longer belongs in war stories, thanks for letting me vent ( I am not telling this story to any of my IRL friends just yet, till I know how it pans out, but needed to share...
 

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1) Don't take her out to lunch. Lunch is bullshit. Tell her you're picking her up for drinks. Don't "ask if she wants to", tell her "this is what's happening".

Then smash on that breezy, come back here and finish your story. /like a boss.
 

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Wow. Almost sounds to good to be true, but well done. I know how weird it feels when a girl comes on really strong, because I (and presumably you too) aren't used to it working that way. Normally it's hard work...

Will be interesting to see how this pans out...
 

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Then smash on that breezy, come back here and finish your story. /like a boss.
I approve the use of breezy, however she sounds less like a standard breezy and more like a fly young breezy.
 

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1) Don't take her out to lunch. Lunch is bullshit. Tell her you're picking her up for drinks. Don't "ask if she wants to", tell her "this is what's happening".

Then smash on that breezy, come back here and finish your story. /like a boss.
this.

haha I'm her age (+2 years) and I wouldn't have the balls to say the shit you did to her. :respect:
 

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1) Don't take her out to lunch. Lunch is bullshit. Tell her you're picking her up for drinks. Don't "ask if she wants to", tell her "this is what's happening".

Then smash on that breezy, come back here and finish your story. /like a boss.
x2.

mySaab900, are you listening?
 

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1) Don't take her out to lunch. Lunch is bullshit. Tell her you're picking her up for drinks. Don't "ask if she wants to", tell her "this is what's happening".

Then smash on that breezy, come back here and finish your story. /like a boss.
I hear ya... that's teh way I roll with women my age, this one I am playing carefully since I can imagine going to pick her up/ meet her and getting my @ss kicked by some boyfriend she's tyring to make jealous or laughed at/called dirty old man by a bunch of sorority girls at a bar

this.

haha I'm her age (+2 years) and I wouldn't have the balls to say the shit you did to her. :respect:
Yeah you get bal;sy when you only have 20-30 years left on the earth.
 

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bitch aint gonna be more direct than to booty-call you. that's an open invitation! you already know shes interested. you must act on this if its gonna happen, you gotta step up.

if shes more aggressive than you're used to-who cares! dont be intimidated. but dont be over-cocky either. she got attracted to who you are initially. dont sacrifice that advantage.

remember that seduction is as much negotiation/strategy as it is animal attraction.
 
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