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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”
 

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Should I tell this one to my wife? :?::?:

She f'ing hates it when I say that. I'm supposed to say ... quite frankly, I don't have a clue what I'm supposed to call her.

:wink:

Occasionally I call her "she who must be obeyed" but that drives her nuts too but that's what her dad calls her mom.

:rolleyes:
 
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