Now, we all know that drive through washes are evil things that love to destroy cars* so to avoid possible problems and shitty wash job, and have a good time, do it yourself withe these easy steps!
Supplies:
-Footjoy rain jacket
-ski mask
-Mechanix gloves
-Nitrite gloves
-your favorite pair of non-waterproof shoes
-Thin bluejeans
-And a pair of Oakley glasses
Step 1. Pick a cold day, but not freezing. I chose today. 45 and sunny. Bonus points if it's this windy!
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(About 15mph making it feel much colder)
Step 2. put on your base gloves
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Step 3. Squeeze a pair of nitrite gloves over your other gloves. Now, this is about as easy as trying to put a condom on King Kong while he's climbing up the Empire State Building, so be patient and don't rip them.
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That's about as good as you can get it.
Step 4. Suit up
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Step 5. Wash the car, making sure to hurry ans miss about 5 sections that you have to take more time to fix.
Step 6. Post a sarcastic thread on how stupid it was to freeze your ass off just to wash your car.:th_MySaab900Like::th_SmlyROFL:
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Supplies:
-Footjoy rain jacket
-ski mask
-Mechanix gloves
-Nitrite gloves
-your favorite pair of non-waterproof shoes
-Thin bluejeans
-And a pair of Oakley glasses
Step 1. Pick a cold day, but not freezing. I chose today. 45 and sunny. Bonus points if it's this windy!
(About 15mph making it feel much colder)
Step 2. put on your base gloves
Step 3. Squeeze a pair of nitrite gloves over your other gloves. Now, this is about as easy as trying to put a condom on King Kong while he's climbing up the Empire State Building, so be patient and don't rip them.
That's about as good as you can get it.
Step 4. Suit up
Step 5. Wash the car, making sure to hurry ans miss about 5 sections that you have to take more time to fix.
Step 6. Post a sarcastic thread on how stupid it was to freeze your ass off just to wash your car.:th_MySaab900Like::th_SmlyROFL:
