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So I've been out of action for a week and a half and the specialists are now giving me about ten more days to live with it. One of them stated that they've never seen worse corneas than how mine look now. Its a viral version so I'm tearing, contagious, and I can hardly keep my eyes open for a split second to do anything. And, I've only got contacts here with me and not a pair of glasses so my when my eyes are open, they might as well be closed anyway.

To top it all off, the source of the problem arrived at my apartment two weeks ago, an old girl friend from Japan visiting Utah to see old friends arrived. I was 'nice' enough to let her stay in my room while at the same time, I had been staying at another friends' room, daily. If that makes sense. The one who came to visit had some pretty red eyes but didn't complain and I didn't think much of it.


Is this what karma feels like? I can't go to work and I can't go to school so its costing me quite a bit, if you can imagine.

Any other interesting stories?
 

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We got pinkeye.

Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?

Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.

You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?

Totally!

That's awesome!

Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?

No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high
 

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We got pinkeye.

Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?

Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.

You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?

Totally!

That's awesome!

Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?

No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high
knocked up is an awesome movie :p
 

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Cool, looks like its just on one side of your eyeballz.


She did this test on mine that she compared to a pregnancy test that would tell her if my version was a viral or bacterial. As part of it, she had to yank down one of my bottom lids and rub it with this plastic fork thing. She said the lid was raw enough that it actually started bleeding and my tissue confirmed. I bet I looked super attractive.
 

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Glad someone else made the Knocked Up reference ;)...

Anyways, that really sucks man... I hope you feel better soon! And keep away from poo pillows or poo particles! ;)
 
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