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Deez Nutz
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You can make them here, and not be mocked.


For example:

I like smoking
I like ska music
I work on bicycles, but ride once a week.


So, let it all out!
 

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Then the duck got his homeboys to chase after me, squawking like they were pissed off or something.

As the cameraman (yes, we got it on video... don't know where it ran off to though) stated as we narrowly escaped from the mob of ducks: "We're all going to hell for this."
 

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I stopped to moon a deer once, turned out it was a pissed off buck that chased me back to my car.
 

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I like to use my siren-equipped public address system to harass couples getting friendly in cars parked on the side of the road.
 

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I once told this fat girl to get her fatass out of my assigned seat back in highschool. The entire class looked at me in shock... and then laughed at her.
 

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I have shortened the life span of untold thousands of people.....
I worked at Mcdonald's while in high school.
I try to live with it by thinking of all the hung-over people made feel just a little better! :)
 

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In conversation with this one girl everyday she catches me talking to her boobs instead of her, and everyday she gives me a dirty look, but i continue to gaze at those unscalable mountains of fun....
 

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I don't think the posts allow enough characters for me to be accurate and honest :)
 

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Makeyousaab said:
In conversation with this one girl everyday she catches me talking to her boobs instead of her, and everyday she gives me a dirty look, but i continue to gaze at those unscalable mountains of fun....
nice, i can say ditto to that one!!
 

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When I was 18, I started smoking a corn cob pipe - not cigarettes.

I am now 20 years old and I have a full-fledged beard and 'stache. We're not talking a goatee here - we're talking the mother load. English Victorian Chandalier salesman.

I once made a mistake by messing around with a girl at a party at my house. Later, I drove 70 miles out to the thumb of Michigan (geography = mitten) for a bonfire. The dialog went something like this.

"Who's that?"

"That's Thom."

"Thom? Thom who?"

"69 Thom."

"Ohhh."

I am never going back there again.
 

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HA! I would wear that like a badge on my sleeve though, I know a lot of guys who won't go down on girls.
 
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