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I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment.
They have three little kids and they've challenged
me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing
to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil....

Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living
in Namibia . He
has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each
day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow
road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only 1 pedal. If
you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its
fucking hilarious.

I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All
he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's
not yours is it?

I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking
for donations. I
just had one from the sperm bank,
and boy,
did I give her a mouthful.

There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market:

I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name
2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently,
Mexicans and black rapists is not the correct answer.
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