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#1 ·
Theres this girl that want to go to the prom and she asks her father if she can go.
Her father says: Yes.. If you suck my dick.
The daughter starts sucking his dick and she stops and says: Daddys your dick tastes like shit.
And the father replies: Sorry... Your brother asked first.
 
#22 ·
Well, then the answer to "your dick tastes like shit" is "Guess your brother has teh truck", not only implying that Dad is an incestuous child abuser but also probably has syph or something that's spread to his brain making him forget that his son has the family vehicle. Also it makes them sound like hicks. "Meet my sister, Maw" type of thing. Those are my favorite jokes.

I like antagonizing people on the Internet because my home life is unsatisfying.
 
#24 ·
Vice is nice, but incest is best. Why go down the street when you can go across the hall? Keep it in the family.

And remember, incest is relative but it isn't always apparent.


I don't think pedophilia is OK, but this isn't pedophila. This isn't even pederasty. This is just a joke.