The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same podium in Yankee Stadium in front of an enormous crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Clinton and says; "Do you know that with one movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Hillary replied; "I seriously doubt that! With one little movement of your hand? Show me!"