[squarl]

ew what???

 

[Topher]

Are you married? Why "Mrs"

 

[MrsSaabDriver]

Are you married? Why "Mrs"

Not quite. Brad (Saabdriver87/boyfriend) kinda came up with the name cause I didn't know what to make my username. The way he talks, though, It'll be happening sooner or later. He already refers to me as "The Wife"

 

[Topher]

run

 

[MrsSaabDriver]

What? lol
why?

 

[Topher]

Kidding.

How old are you?

I am just bitter because the girl I thought I was marrying (dated her for over five years) and I broke up.

 

[MrsSaabDriver]

oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
Women are the worst, really we are. I apologize to you on behalf of my gender.

 

[Topher]

oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
Women are the worst, really we are. I apologize to you on behalf of my gender.

HAHAHA.

No I have NOTHING against women. Nothing. Love 'em. Too much.

So no worries.

 

[GA]

Some really attractive people strive to be better than what some let them be. We aren't all lazy.

No, very true. I was just responding to your "there are no down sides to being hot" comment. On the whole, hotness is a good thing, but there can be some negatives. (like stalkers, for example).

That's the only point I was making.

 

[MrsSaabDriver]

Haha. well, that's good.
We do tend to sometimes be man eaters though (not in the good way) and for that, we are pretty wretched.

 

[MrsSaabDriver]

No, very true. I was just responding to your "there are no down sides to being hot" comment. On the whole, hotness is a good thing, but there can be some negatives. (like stalkers, for example).

That's the only point I was making.

someone has stalked me before... It's scary as hell, but not everyone is crazy and you learn to shut your blinds all the time.

 

[Topher]

someone has stalked me before... It's scary as hell, but not everyone is crazy and you learn to shut your blinds all the time.

I told you I would stop.

 

[MrsSaabDriver]

I told you I would stop.

I can still see you in my bushes at night...
I know its you!

 

[squarl]

can you tell by the shinny bald head?

 

[GA]

I told you I would stop.

See, Topher, that's where you get into trouble, with the "creating a fictitious back story in order to make funny posts" thing.

Not everyone is aware that ironic/made-up posts are an acceptable form of internet humor. And you do it so quick and easy you're confusing and scaring the noobs away.

EDIT - notwithstanding MrsSaabDriver's good humor about it all - the exception that proves the rule

 

[Topher]

ok dad

 

[Jameson]

can you tell by the shinny bald head?

Is that some kind of racial slur...."You shinny bastard, go back to where you came from"....?

 

[Jameson]

See, Topher, that's where you get into trouble, with the "creating a fictitious back story in order to make funny posts" thing.

Not everyone is aware that ironic/made-up posts are an acceptable form of internet humor. And you do it so quick and easy you're confusing and scaring the noobs away.

EDIT - notwithstanding MrsSaabDriver's good humor about it all - the exception that proves the rule

One girl this week did not respond well to it, another did.

That makes for a 50/50 success ratio. Not too bad.

*Please note the hand on the face of the girl is in fact her own, not Topher's. People seem to get sensitive around here lately.

 

[GA]

ok dad

I'm doing this for your own good. And it hurts me more than it hurts you.

/Fred MacMurray

 

[Topher]

One girl this week did not respond well to it, another did.

That makes for a 50/50 success ratio. Not too bad.

FYI, the other thing was kind of bull shit.

She sent me a pm stating that she knew I was kidding and thought it was funny.