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so an old man sitting on his porch sees a boy walk by
oldman: hey boy whatcha got there
boy: chicken wire
om: what yu gunna do with all that chicken wire?
boy: im gunna catch me some chickens

the old man replys, "you aint gunna catch no chickens with that"
boy comes back later that day with a bunch of chickens....

the next day the old man sees the boy again
om: hey boy watch you got now?
boy: duct tape
om: and what you gunna do with all that duct tape
boy: im gunna get me some ducks..

boy walks by later that day with a buch of ducks....

the next day the old man sees the boy walking again
om: hey ther kid what you have there today.
boy: pussy willow
om: hold on ill go get my shoes!
 
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