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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When
he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6
million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the
devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over,
the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
 

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heard this before ...... but different

A New Brunswicker, an Islander and a Newfie all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and Ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. The Islander asks
to call Charlottetown and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished
The devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the
Islander writes him a Cheque. Next the Newfie calls St-Johns and
talks for 30 minutes. When he was finished the devil Informs him
that cost is 6 million dollars, so the Newfie writes him a cheque.
Finally the New Brunswicker gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he was finished The devil informed him that there would be no
charge for the call and feel free to call New Brunswick anytime.
When the Newfie hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why
the New Brunswicker Got to call his home province free.
The devil replied, "Since Shawn Graham became Premier of New
Brunswick, the province has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local
Call."

lol ... funny how much this joke gets passed around depending on how local governement is lol
 
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