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First, it's almost 4AM so it might not be that funny in the morning....


Cinderella had married Prince Charming and they lived happily for
a couple of years. After a while, she began to get bored and started playing
around with other male members of the court and the land. Needless to say, her fairy godmother was very upset that Cinderella was doing this and told her to stop. Well, Cinderella didn't listen, so the fairy godmother turned
Cinderella's personal parts into pumpkin pieces. After a few weeks
the fairy godmother checked in on her and found that Cinderella
was grinning happily. "What's happened? You're no longer bored?"
"Oh no, replied Cinderella! I've just met Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater!"
 

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They clearly need a marriage counselor. Infidelity is a serious problem that will do nothing but negatively affect their relationship. Should Cinderella decide upon doing the right thing, she will stop her affair with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater and return to Prince Charming and live happily ever after.
 

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They clearly need a marriage counselor. Infidelity is a serious problem that will do nothing but negatively affect their relationship. Should Cinderella decide upon doing the right thing, she will stop her affair with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater and return to Prince Charming and live happily ever after.
Maybe Peter has eaten her pumpkin. Literally !
 
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