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merely drunk doesnt cut it.
you have to really want mayem.

i got wasted about 5 miles fom home.

an irish lass was visiting from Dc.
i met her casually at a subways and was smitten.
she was invited to my local bar for inhibition elimination.
lass shows up with a tool she met at her hotel later that day.

i was not amused.

irish women...no games...just timing.
 

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Irish women for real? PICS or it didn't happen..

Serious irish women remind me of lepprechauns. Watch season 2 of Heroes for real lol.
 

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not drunk, just feelin aggressive, fuck craigslist buyers, this stupid fuck calls me blah blah blah today at 1 we plan to meet in an hour for him to buy my longboard, now its 3 i call him hes just leaving, and i need to dip out on a 3 hour drive across the fl coast, but now ive gotta wait 30-45 mins for him to get here, cause he wants to to use with his kid this weekend.

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dumb bitch talked to me on facebook chat from india saying shit about how we could have been a great couple but that I didn't want to have a serious relationship. Apparently she didn't either cause she's bragging about her stupid new boyfriend. feel bad for that sucker. she was great in bed, but a fucking headcase.

time for more damn jello shots.
 

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Amen... double-pits to chesty chuck norris roundhouse
 
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