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A guy walks into a whore house.

guy (to madame): I'd like a lady for the evening.
madame: Sorry, all my girls are busy now, but what I do have is this Chicken.
guy: WHAT?!? A CHICKEN?!? I'm not gonna have sex with a chicken!
madame: Listen just try it. If you don't like it you don't have to pay for it.

The guy thinks it over for a sec and decides to do it. It's the best sex he has ever had! He comes back the next night.

guy: That chicken was great. Is he available again tonight?
madame: No, he is busy. But I do have this show you can watch.

He thinks about it and figgures what the heck. He goes into a small room where a show of two girls going at it is being shown. He sits down next to another guy and he is really enjoying the show. He turns to the guy next to him and says:

guy: This show is great!
other guy: Awwwww this is nothing! You should have been here last night..THERE WAS SOME GUY SCREWING A CHICKEN!!!!

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LOL :lol: :lol:

that's pretty good dude, i'll bet you anything that if you were to post this on sc, it'd be deleted or locked right away

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that's pretty good dude, i'll bet you anything that if you were to post this on sc, it'd be deleted or locked right away
So true. You know what they say... F**k 'em if they can't take a joke! :D
 

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LOL thats hilarious.
 
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