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How does the average person do CPR?
One, Two, Three, Four, Five...One, Two, Three, Four, Five.


How does a Funeral Director do CPR?
Two To Four, Seven To Nine...Two To Four, Seven To Nine :lol:

It helps if you make it look like you are actually doing CPR when you tell this joke.
 

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Calling hours, (when the dead need to look alive) have usually been scheduled form 2-4 and 7-9.

I kinda new I would end up explaining that one.
 

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i still don't get it, i hate being a retard

~justin
 
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