While I find the idea of naming a kid "Sex Fruit" disturbing, I have to disagree with this statement:

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."

And here's why:

 

Brilliant. I can't wait till Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee grows up; and can't fly or inspect.

 

Where were these people when my parents were moments away from naming me Anita?

("What's so bad about Anita?", you may ask. My middle name would have been my mother's maiden, and my father's family name would have been my last. My parents names at birth: E. Kane (mom) and M. Beaton (dad). Anita Kane Beaton.)

 

So I guess there won't be any of Mike Rotch's running around?

 

My sister had a guitar teacher named Mike Crutch.

She later had a soccer coach named Mike Hunt.

 

Richard Cranium and Ben Dover are great ones too.

 

I don't get Richard Cranium...

 

now I do feel stupid.... Thank you

 

My friend Greg worked with a guy named Peter Vajackula.


Combine "ejaculate" and "dracula".

Awesome.


Also, another friends ex-wife named her youngest child "Sylvan Pancake Adventure McFarland"

 

Also, another friends ex-wife named her youngest child "Sylvan Pancake Adventure McFarland"

Whoa...holy crap!

It's an illiterate, fat, Scottish kid with dreams of mischief!

wait...what?

 

Yeah, I think it's um, lost on everyone but the mother.


I would be one pissed-off kid if I had the name "pancake adventure"

 

I'd never be able to go into an IHOP.... ever....

 

Once had an employee named Richard Harry.

That is all

 

A good friend of mine in High school had the last name "Robbins". His uncle wanted to name their daughter "Nestov Robbins"

 

wow people are weird.

 

My buddy's name was kenny hoeners.

His dad's name was Gabe. Gabe Hoeners.

EDIT: Pancake Adventure?! WTF.

 

People are weird, sure, but how the government is allowed to control what you name your children is lost on me. I mean seriously, what the fuck? I'm sure this judge had nothing better to spend his time worrying about.

Also: I went to high school with Dusty Siemen. That is all.

 

Richard Lickert. Went by Dick.

Harold Weiner. Went by Dr. Harry Weiner, O.B.Gyn

 

My last name is Brown.

People always ask me about my books.

 

I don't get it.

 

Among many other books.

 

theres a kid in my town thats named Chevy Pickup, and i know a set of twins that were named Micheal and Mike

 

My last name is some form of eastern European language's word for onion.

I'm named after an onion...

 

Could be worse..

My last name is the German word for small. :???: