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Hirsch

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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up
on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?'

I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my husband
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.
 
I don't get it.... :-(
She wakes up on her birthday and she gets all sad because her family makes no mention of it, so shes feeling blue when she goes to work.

Her attractive coworker remembers her birthday while her family seemingly didnt, and asks her out to lunch so she accepts because at least he remembered, and he is attractive. He takes her to a special place the office coworkers dont normally go to and gets a little boozed up, and then he invites her back to his place so she assumes he wants to have sex.

He says he needs to do something in the bedroom, so in her elation of having a handsome man show so much interest in her after her family saying nothing, combined with her perceived romanticism of the situation through her drunken horniness she decides to get naked to get things rolling right away once he gets out of the bedroom, not expecting her family to come out with him to find her all wet and horny naked on the couch ready to fuck.

So now shes divorced because it was clear she was more than ready to cheat on her husband.
 
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