Haiku Thread 2.0

GA · Jul 29, 2008

Topher is banned;
A newcomer is leg-humped.
Now a time to chill.

Jameson · Jul 29, 2008

5-7-5, right?

I am too lazy to count syllables right now, otherwise I would partake.

SAAB9-3USA · Jul 29, 2008

Jameson said:
5-7-5, right?

I am too lazy to count syllables right now, otherwise I would partake.

X2

Palmer · Jul 30, 2008

Rest stop in 1 mile

Next rest stop 21 miles

Maybe I should piss.

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AUPilot09 · Jul 30, 2008

Haiku's are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refridgerator

Jack Straw · Jul 30, 2008

The coffee goes down.
It feels good in my belly.
Cotton shirts are soft.

SaabaTheHut · Jul 30, 2008

Lotion in basket
Gentle clockwise taint caress
Valtrex for herpes

Palmer · Jul 30, 2008

"taint caress"

Love it.

Carl · Jul 30, 2008

Globalflags flags clear
Audiotroll bad firmware
Now it's time for beer

IronJoe · Jul 30, 2008

Comic Con is here
New Wolverine trailer out
Gambit is in it

guru · Jul 30, 2008

coffee really sucks
when it's sitting out all day
man i hate this job

SaabaTheHut · Jul 30, 2008

How much for a screw
I use a prophylactic
Money on nightstand

Carl · Jul 30, 2008

The psycho bitches
Cling to Johnny P like flies
Jeff Carlton as well

drewz airflow se · Jul 30, 2008

Fucking taper pin
Spawn of satins cooch
It is raining now

Carl · Jul 30, 2008

Fasten seatbelt tight
Seat cushions will float gently
Headsets five dollars

guru · Jul 30, 2008

Shit, car says bing-bong
Panic ensues, then relief
"washer fluid low"

drewz airflow se · Jul 30, 2008

2 dollah sucky
happy ending 5 dollah
me love u long time

guru · Jul 30, 2008

My dog doesn't bite
In fact, I doubt she can reach
Neighbors still flip out.

Carl · Jul 30, 2008

Bromsljus ur funktion
Police will be on my ass
Time for inspection

Carl · Jul 30, 2008

I'd better act fast
The sky is blue bof fri fleu
Oh poor grandma may